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Attack Demotivational Poster

irrelevant -

TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!

Safety First -

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.

US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0

TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.55/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be d***ed if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


TAGS: ant attack
Rating: 4.64/5

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spypengen - April 25, 2012, 6:04 pm
5L but ant poison doesn't kill all the ants the best thing to do for yards is dry molasses. It promotes microbial growth which helps fertilize the soil and repels ants

ANN COULTER - Because Liberals have no defense other than to personally attack her.

TAGS: ann coulter liberals defense personally attack
Rating: 2.2/5

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Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:22 am
Must be alot of extremists out there. She's written what is it now, 7 bestsellers in a row? Lemme know when Olberdouche or Maher or Franken do that.
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
If my wife would leave me I would marry her (they look alike but she has long black hair)...on second thought she would never be home...hey wait that is a good thing. *face palm* I'm confused now.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:23 pm
Ann Coulter is h**! I have her picture on my night stand. I have Rush Limbaugh's picture set up with novena candles in front of it, and Newt Gingrich's portrait hanging over my fire place. We need right wing extremist to keep balance in this country.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:59 am
Yeah Haar!, keep the d*** snarcasm up high where we can see it it for what it is. I too did not catch it. Of course there have been a number of our resident "politicos" arguing in all seriousness what you said ironically.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 1:21 am
The little bit of her work that I've read is truly frightening, much like Ahmadinejad's denial of the Holocaust. Polarization and extremism are the rage all over the world. I love this era of goodwill.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 1:06 am
Kudos, Haar... I won't miss the sarcasm twice. Well done.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:58 am
I like him, but we can partially thank BillMaher for regularly booking her on Politically Incorrect (HBO) and getting so much feedback that she found a niche in being that controversial. She's just riding the wave. Fame at any cost. Puts food on the table
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:57 am
I apologize for my "snarcasm" flying under the radar.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Much like Limbaugh, she panders to the extremists, and far too frequently, their words are blindly accepted as Gospel.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Broke my new rule of leaving politics alone on this site. Won't happen again. Terrible drug, this logic thing.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:53 am
At the risk of diminishing MWLF's point, I must agree... just like the racism and ***ism then, anti-the commie wave was nothing more than giving legal power to the Rush Limbaugh of that day.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 12:48 am
Hardly, it wasted our time, ruined peoples' lives for no reason, and restricted freedom of speech. It was fascism, plain and simple. Coincidentally, fascist Ann Coulter is both plain and simple.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 8:38 pm
C'mon now, she's correct. McCarthyism and the "Red Scare" saved America.
George - May 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
Oh, also all her policy and ideology points and decisions. Other than that, yeah.

BE DIPLOMATIC - "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." Will Rogers

~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.

TAGS: evil children attack distracted rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

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king - September 2, 2008, 7:34 am
Kicking you in your balls with their tiny feet since 1622
kids. - August 26, 2008, 5:07 am
they want your brains!!!!!


SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.

The Seven Dwarfs -

TAGS: seven dwarfs car attack
Rating: 4.91/5

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ughomer - July 6, 2013, 7:49 am
"What a hoot!" (signed, Grumpy).
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 10:36 am
LOL brilliant! 5 L's
GaryO - May 15, 2013, 11:01 pm

SNEAK ATTACK! - You do 2.5x damage!

TAGS: snaek attack
Rating: 2.15/5

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Chopperliscious - May 9, 2009, 11:46 am
Nooo - don't do it! Think of the ***!
Sauce - April 23, 2009, 4:14 pm
Doesn't sneak attack do xd6 where x starts at one and improves by every two rogue levels?
killer bee - December 30, 2008, 6:03 pm
wtf who cares if thers no air line its just ment 2 be a funny pic u ***k
Redneck Slayer - November 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
There is no air line connected to the nailgun.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 9:20 am
Batman! NOOOOOO!

a single candle -

TAGS: cirillo ottawa terrorist attack hero
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:17 am
A terrible loss that reminds all Canadians...we stand together for those that fell alone.
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2014, 4:51 pm
His family would love this one:)

CUBBY DISCLAIMER* - *do NOT attempt this clever ruse if you are female

TAGS: bear attack
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2010, 8:19 pm
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 4:12 pm
Cubbybear - July 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
LOL...5 poodles

WORLD WAR Z, FIRST WAVE - Ain't exactly going to be a threat.

TAGS: zombies apocalypse people attack funny
Rating: 4.4/5

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ipaprime - January 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
actually i believe he is on the menu as an appitizer

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Robber's worst nightmare

ATTACK MEN - The girls of boys lacrosse.

RELIEF - That single glorious moment the anxiety fades once your team figures out where to hide the bodies.


TAGS: bear attacks are common
Rating: 3.89/5

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Pushkin - December 17, 2016, 9:48 am
It's O.J. Simpson. He's finally getting attacked by the White Folks.

Longcat -

TAGS: rampage city lol funny attack
Rating: 3.17/5

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PHALE - August 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
jesus christ dude. enough with the d*** long cat already :O

HEART ATTACK - This Is What One Looks Like

STUNT DOUBLES - Even in the animal kingdom, They get Mexicans to do their dirty work. *No minorities were hurt in this Motifake.

TAGS: zebra costume lion attack
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 7:01 am
Wow. That's awesome, but the Mexican reference is confusing; I don't see the (censored comment).
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:58 pm
Fred? Are you here?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:45 pm
Hi fred! Are you logged on to motifake?
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:41 pm
Are you ( in your own pathetic way ) picking on a MOD because you WANT to get banned?
fred - March 12, 2010, 7:38 pm
Thank you Rerun! Related: I heard from a cheetah expert the other day, they don't think Cheetahs need hunting training.
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 9:26 pm
MrRandom - January 25, 2010, 9:19 pm
You see, when a creature loves another creature very much......
rerun - January 25, 2010, 9:19 pm

in real life a wildlife rescue team is teaching these cubs how to hunt. They will eventually be released back into the wild and need to learn to fend for themselves
fred - January 25, 2010, 9:15 pm
WTF is happening here?


Longcat -

TAGS: rampaging city funny lol meow attack cute
Rating: 3.03/5

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spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 1:36 am
Anyway, thanks for pointing that out Drenix. At least you are not like the other guy who just comment without the reason..
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 1:30 am
damm, didn't see that coming...
Drenix - December 22, 2008, 12:58 pm
Same lines, diferent/repeated posters = Not funny, as you flood motifake with them and then, they lose any chance of being funny.
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 6:33 pm
really? then tell me why none of them are any good, I wouldn't bite..
Scorpio7 - December 15, 2008, 12:10 pm
There sure are a lot of LONGCAT posters, all of a sudden, and none of them are any good.

Longcat -

CINNAMON BUN - There's no way, at all, that this is good for you.

SURPRISE ATTACKS - Because no one expects an Orca Whale attack in their dining room.

TAGS: orca whale attack dining room
Rating: 2.23/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 19, 2008, 11:14 pm
This is seriously my favourite one. I don't mind admitted I came in my shorts.



TAGS: 1 horsepower attack cruiser
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:02 pm
Or is he just saying they need to build a liquor store that's no more than 12 steps away from your house?
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:01 pm
Eh... TTH ain't been around here much either... WTF?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:52 pm
It's even more necessary today....TTH is here, and even he thinks I need a 12 step program.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Really, Mooooo? Either of us can pretty much cut and paste that daily.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:42 pm
Mooooooo has been drinking all day....the comments and opinions expressed by Mooooooo do not reflect the opinions of Mooooooo. TM.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:41 pm
What of it?....Canadian periscopes are ***ier than yours?......Have a cry....if you must.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:29 pm
So, she's the periscope?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stupid amerikens....never heard of a submarine?
Chompers - September 12, 2009, 2:57 pm
It's a lighter, stealth craft.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 2:44 pm
Smart move, Goat... they'll label you as a young activist; bucking the ol' Ba'ath party?
The Goat - September 12, 2009, 2:19 pm
I don't think I had best show THAT one at the Legion!

Longcat -

TAGS: rampage city lol funny attack
Rating: 3.11/5

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Robert - September 24, 2009, 2:10 am
Reminds me of Monty Python... ... Thats the WTC, isn't it?

Longcat -

SNEAK ATTACK - even drops spartans.

TAGS: halo video games sneak attack
Rating: 2.05/5

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He11Kn1ght - August 3, 2008, 3:13 pm
You fail because that elite in the background is dead. The spartan(the guy in the forefront of the pic) killed the guy in the background.

ATTACK ATTACK! - Sorry, can't hear you over our AWEsomeness.

TAGS: attackattack attack awesome hear
Rating: 1.76/5

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HtD - May 5, 2009, 3:02 pm
I lol'd.
Arrogant Knight - May 5, 2009, 6:39 am
I take that back. f***ing love Someday Came Suddenly.
Arrogant Knight - April 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
Please. They're not THAT good.

Longcat -

PSYCHOTIC - No food and shelter for Sylvester this week!

Liberalism -

TAGS: mental disorder that makes people attack good people
Rating: 2.06/5

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Sean - November 1, 2008, 11:27 pm
Uhmmm, G-Dog, does this mean your tunnel is still en route? It does, doesn't? D'OH!

CAT-ATTACKS - Most people like to wear Lady GaGa-ish masks while attempting this. I guess it's for....... effect?

Dog -

TAGS: protection attack dog ads names
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:34 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary...and my dog isn't that bad looking too!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 9:28 pm
What a cutie


Just a Matter of Time -

TAGS: birds crows farmers pesticides attack
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 10, 2014, 12:57 am
Whoever heard of an omnivore with a "slim selection of food"? They'll eat the pigeons first.
Bandit5906 - September 9, 2014, 11:06 pm
How about the birds which eat insects until the grain is available? Pheasants, partridge, quail and such?
GaryO - September 9, 2014, 11:00 pm
Good'n, Hitchcrotch
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2014, 4:17 pm
Cool, thanks Priss. I keep forgetting about Shivers.
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:38 pm
Crotchety...drop this over at shivers too! Gave me the heebie geebies cuz it's 5L real!

Encouragement -

doggone it -

TAGS: dog horse attack funny animals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2013, 10:33 am
I see what you did there...stop it! Horses don't like being slapped in the arse like that. Thanks for the 5L morning guffaw crotchety.

Tiger Attack -

TAGS: attack white tiger chess moo ha ha
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 29, 2014, 12:37 pm
works for Monopoly too

Hold Your Tongue -

TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!

I'm from Wall Maria -

Reasoning -

TAGS: polar bears attack cubs
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greeny - July 14, 2014, 9:14 pm
good one tcoc

good luck -

Wildlife Photographers -

MODERATORS - Keeping a watchful eye to ensure motifakes future.

TAGS: moderators watchful eye mods aggy others trolls trolling outburts attack comments
Rating: 4.27/5

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Cloudchaser - March 31, 2010, 1:46 am
Looks like I wasn't the only one watching South Park on WGN that night
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:09 pm
awsome, 5 lions worthy
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 1:46 pm
Nice one.

GARBAGE CANS - Hiding In The Shadows, They Are Waiting For Their Moment In History To Strike.

SIX REASONS FOR HEART ATTACKS - "I meant seven, where's the pork gravy?"

I'M KEEPING THE BABY - Drop this bombshell and you're one coronary closer to reading the will.


ANOTHER REASON - Waffles are so incredible? Even THEY hate Rosie O'Donnell.

TAGS: september challenge when waffles attack
Rating: 3.47/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:05 am
I told the b**** to get in the kitchen and make me some waffles... Must a man do everything around here?

Restraint -

TAGS: dogs attack restraint
Rating: 3.14/5

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RAWR - March 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
rawr rawr rawr, why is everyone acting critic-y like? :O oh, my baby's are all grown up :>
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 4:50 pm
Makes ya go, "Hmm, what happens next? Does he do it? Tune in next time!" Brilliant picture.
Sean - October 13, 2008, 8:43 pm
This is great. Excellent delivery, and with a pic that doesn't do all the funny work for you. Love it. Bye.

PERSONAL ATTACKS - The wrong kind of funny for MotiFaking

ARTERIOSCLEROSIS - On her death bed, I promised mama I wouldn't die of cancer.

HEART ATTACK - Walk It Off You Pansy

TAGS: heart attack
Rating: 2.69/5

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agdaniele - June 17, 2009, 9:47 pm
A heart attack, or the poster?
Jmac0585 - June 17, 2009, 2:23 pm
Definition of demotivation. 5/5


TAGS: updated attack of the 50ft woman
Rating: 2.62/5

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Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
Ahh, I'd thought it said she was "ready to cook"



TAGS: bear attack presedent barack obama tea party
Rating: 2.14/5

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Chron139 - November 30, 2009, 5:49 pm
for***** gone wrong maybe?
[email protected] - November 30, 2009, 10:58 am
Zat would be 2EZ, C'mon man dig deep.
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:28 am
d***, I was planning on uploading this later with a SURPRIZE! b***secks caption.

Mistakes -

TAGS: attack fishing ocean water fish
Rating: 1.75/5

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Rated RKO - July 29, 2008, 2:52 pm
Ph**oShop, gotta love it.
TShirtHell - July 9, 2008, 7:31 am
GAME DAY: More like Game Over.


brothers in arms -

TAGS: cirillo hero ottawa attack dire straits
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 27, 2014, 8:39 am
That's The Road .
Greybeard - October 26, 2014, 12:18 am
5L Amazing as always.
GaryO - October 25, 2014, 5:28 pm
raising the glass
Greeny - October 25, 2014, 5:08 pm
Agreed - very moving
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2014, 4:48 pm
Wow. You did an awesome job with this RL!



TAGS: interview sony north korea attack
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:16 am
New parking lot, curtesy of the Navy!
Oldsod - December 23, 2014, 6:20 pm
Thanks, RL! Not only should we smack 'em harder, I vote we use fish.
Reality Lord - December 23, 2014, 4:39 pm

i regret that i have but one 5 Lion to give this. one tip....smack'em harder next time....they deserve it.
Oldsod - December 23, 2014, 11:34 am
None of the theaters that cancelled are, nor is Paramount, which withheld "Team America" from at least one theater. Feel free to PM me...I feel this could be an interesting debate!
EmilioDumphque - December 23, 2014, 1:13 am
Sony isn't Hollywood.

The Expendables 4 -